TOTA - Intermission 2 - Concerning Complaints

Dear Dad,

You are not alone -- some of those who had flooded my postbox with nasty mail seem to despise us because our works seem too "cliché". Since you've been asking me about whatever I've been doing on the past few weeks since I had moved out, I myself am also struggling with my recent writing career; and if you're asking me now on what I'm to do when these rascals come about (as they harassed many other authors before), I'm going to leave them be. If they're causing any serious harm, I'm going to report them over. Don't worry.

P. S. Can you please just calm down? I know that we all don't like clichés, but please know that it will always be impossible to escape every cliché in existince. I know that I may sound silly, but please be yourself. Don't let anyone stop you!

From your concerned daughter,

Felicia Priamus.

TOTA - Intermission 1 - Why Not Divulge?

Dear Dad,

Your stories are quite well-written, but most of them are about subverting clichés, and of authors, writers, fanbases, readers, and their dealings with each other. There's nothing wrong with twisting and re-inventing clichés, but why don't you write something more "ordinary"? You should write what you enjoy writing about, rather than waste a lot of time and effort "exterminating" clichés - it's an impossible struggle to escape the inescapable. In fact, if you continue to write the same sort of things again and again, you end up creating new clichés!

Don't you revile clichés, Dad? I know that your works will be "different", but why not make them variable? In that way, you can freshen up some literary genres, and gain more readers to inspire!

Or, it's best to just write what's comfortable for you, because that's what good authors (like you) do.

Yours truly, with love,

Felicia Priamus.

TOTA - Part 4 - The Student - Part 2: Aftermath

Cassandra. My worst enemy. The wretch who stole what I deserved: my popularity.

No one even bothers to respect us anymore, for our baddie star attitude and our disrespect towards those incompetent teachers and principals.

And we blame Cassandra for encouraging everyone in the school to ignore our "privileges". Yes, her and her Acorn-Chips band, strengthening themselves like rocks, and taking advantage of my shame to catapult themselves into my place, thwarting every attempt to sabotage them.

The Tale of The Author - Part 4 - The Student - Part 1: All The Way

"So many people say about the girl who overcame the bully. But what about the bully herself?"

And I was that loathsome person, Miss Tracy.

The Checklist

" ... Mirrors?"
"No."
"Plot twist report?"
"No."
"References?"
"Several."
"Characters unconscious?"
"Once, but not very important ... to the plot."
"Is your antagonist a feared king?"
"He is actually a liberator who cares for his folk."
"'Happy ever after's' and 'once upon a time''s?"
"No."
"Romance?"
(glares)
"Writer's block?"
"Yes."

(tears book)

"YOU! I'll give you 4 points out of 10, for bearing INTOLERABLE clichés. Now out with those clichés of yours! YOU better improve your stories, or I'll NEVER publish your work ever again!" ...! ...